Damn it, Max. Ever since you posted that the living should pay attention to ghosts, people keep looking for my cold spots and walking right through me. You know how weird that feels! My space has been violated!
Just for this, I’m going to haunt you. That’s right! Prepare for my wraith. As soon as I can figure out how to get to wherever you are, there will be a ghost war! Get ready, people. It’ll be like Poltergeist meets The Conjuring meets. . . Death Becomes Her! Okay, I haven’t seen a lot of movies, but it’ll be creepy as hell!