Let's face it - Christmas in July is the pits. I don't care how much you say you love it or how many cheaply produced Hallmark movies you binge in the middle of Summer, it's an awful reminder of the stress-inducing, materialism of what should be a time of warmth and kindness. It's a cheap and a lame excuse for decking non-existent halls.
That haven't been said - WHERE IS THE HALLOWEEN EQUIVALENT?
I want a horror movie marathon throughout the month of June!
I want the It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown to disrupt my favorite summer non-cable show.
I want an excuse to buy fun size candy bars and awkwardly wait on my porch for kids to come!
I want kids to tell me about Hocus Pocus like it's brand new!
I want to walk around my neighborhood in a witch hat and have no one wonder why!
Let's do this, people! Grab those plastic pumpkins and purple lights! Join the Halloween in June revolution!