Where your ruling planets are at the time of your birth is very important. Their location shapes not only the way you interact with the world, but how you interact with yourself and your attitude in life. Forget Nurture vs Nature, astrology is where all of your personality stems from. Just think of how much money you’ll save on therapy when you stop blaming others for your downfalls and out the blame squarely where it belongs- on a planet far far away.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Wait a minute there, Azra. That sounds an awful lot like a sun sign. And you would be correct. Except this is totally different. The sun sign is where the zodiac constellations are when you are born. The houses are specific to the 24-hour period known as a day on earth and it depends on where the planets that correspond with the zodiac constellations are located.
But what does that really mean? Well here. I’ll explain what each of the houses mean. You will have to draw up your own birth chart to make it make sense for you. But, with this blog series, you should be able to do that, no problem!
7th House: Partnerships. This is how we do one on one with another person, be it romantic, business, or any combination of the two. It’s also all about purpose. It can’t just be because. There has to be a reason.
8th House: Sex! Really that’s about it. Oh sure, there’s other aspects of this like shared communion, hair styles, and transformation, but really, it’s all about sex.
9th House: Philosophy. This lets us know how we handle hypotheticals and philosophical questions that life inevitably throws at us. Oh yeah, this house also deals with business and in-laws.
10th House: Social Status. This is the total Mean Girls house. Always wear pink on Wednesdays.
11th House: Friendships. See houses 7 and 10. Maybe House 8.
12th House: Unconscious. This is the house of sadness and death. As well as anything else that didn’t quite fit in the other eleven houses.
Aquarius
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Your dreams are out to get you this week. Better not to sleep. Beware the clowns.
Leo (Jun 23 – Aug 22)
Demand what you want. You won’t get it any other way.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Don’t procrastinate on your to-do list today! Get it all done or you won’t like the consequences.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You’ve lost an important object. You won’t find it today. Wait until tomorrow.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Time to activate the calling tree! It’s time to celebrate! You know why. Don’t make me tell the others.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Unexpected money will find its way into your pocket. Invest it in the dark arts. That’s what the demons intend you to do with it.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Your social life is reviving. Accept all invitations. You need to get out of the house.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Today you are just not feeling it. What “it” is will be subjective, but it’s okay not to feel it.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
It’s time to take charge! Your charisma points have increased! Time to test them out!
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Home is not where the heart is today. Break out of your dungeon and go on an adventure!
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
People will dump their work on you this week. Instead of freaking out, get revenge.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Don’t commit to anything. Keep your interactions brief and to the point. Commitment is a trap.
* I wish it went without saying that this is a work of fiction. Please do not take it seriously.