In Defense of the Ghost of the Birdcage Theatre

Brief History: This is one of the last truly historic building in Tombstone, Arizona a.k.a. “The Town Too Tough to Die”. This was once a saloon, brothel (where a lady was chosen from a theater box aka cage), and (once a week) legitimate theater where all from sideshow attractions to the great Sarah Bernhardt performed. Doc Holiday supposedly partook in a historically long game of poker within the Establishment’s walls. Photos of Wyatt Earp’s common-law wife Josephine grace the walls (although I don’t think she really has much of a connection to the place). Bullet holes decorate the walls and an old hearse is kept in the backstage area of this now museum. Naturally, with a bawdy and violent history comes ghosts. It’s hard to say one specific spook haunts the place, but many have claimed for decades that music plays, unseen figures laugh, and sometimes objects move on their own. The most unsettling are the ghostly touches and the full apparitions. Could the beautiful glimpse of a woman be Margarita, the prostitute allegedly murdered by her rival, Gold Dollar, at a theatre table? Is the man in black who paces on the stage one of the regular patrons? Of the over 20 people reported tp have died there, who never left?

Analysis: Ghost Hunters did an episode at the Bird Cage and allegedly filmed some interesting phenomenon such as a cord being lifted up from a wall fixture and dropping it on the floor. I say allegedly because I am highly skeptical of such shows which mostly involve “experienced” paranormal investigators send interns into cold spots or shout angry words of the dead. Still I confess I watched it (and if it drums up tourism for the small town then I vindicate Ghosthunters fully). Parts of the building do have an eerie atmosphere, even when full of tourists.

Blame It on Hollywood: The two groups of men, one in black hats and one in white, meet on the streets of Tombstone. One of the men in black hats fires first and the quartet of white hats fire back in defense. The shootout goes on as the men duck behind barrels and roll under wagons. After nearly ten minutes, the dust clears and the white hats are victorious! That’s what movies like you to believe. In truth, the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral occurred in an alley, lasted less than a minute, and I agree with historians that say Doc Holiday (usually a “good guy” in films) probably shot first (like Han - that’s right! I said it!). Hollywood movies dressed up this one event in tombstone and such a way that the town became a tourist attraction long after the miners and saloon girls had departed. So the town was built up once again attracting people from all over the world to see the place where Wyatt Earp reigned as lawman. The Birdcage was filled with treasures from the past for the viewing. Maybe it’s only natural that a few ghosts settled there as well.

Final Thoughts: Visit Tombstone! The people are nice (despite having to deal with customers and tourists)! The history is gruesome, violent, and amazing! and the Tombstone movie from the 90s is usually playing 24/7 in any shop or restaurant. I’m your Huckleberry.
check out the tombstone website for information about ghost tours and their special nightly events.

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February 14th – A Celebration

I hope you all had a fabulous Arizona’s Birthday! I know I for one look forward to it each year. I love eating fry bread while I watch Tombstone or 3:10 to Yuma, then avoiding all of the cactus candy sent to me by my many admirers. I know some of you have other traditions like wearing a bola tie to work or visiting a drive-through liquor store. And I know that you all rushed out to find that special turquoise or copper gift for that special someo—

Wait? What do you mean you were giving out chocolate and cards? Why did you wear red? What are you talking about? What hell is a Valentine?