Humans have had millennia to really think about these signs and the different correlations to them. There’s so much that even the ones I am presenting aren’t even close to everything involved with the sign in question. There’s so much more like what body parts, what tarot card, flowers, crystals, you get the idea. Use this as a jumping off point and do your own research. I am sure there’s a specific pizza associated with each of these signs too. So here we go. The twelfth and final zodiac sign is Pisces.
Fish are important to humans. Always have been. It’s really no surprise that most of their mythic imagery contains fish in one way or another. That’s why the Pisces zodiac is not surprising. They are, simply put, fish.
Not to be confused with the majestic, yet terrifying Goat Fish, Pisces tend to focus on the dreams of their victims. Yes, you read that right; victims. They are masters at hypnosis and will have any poor soul trapped in an illusion faster than they could blink. Once in that illusion, the Pisces can control what happens to the victim in this imaginary world. Why do they do all of this? Simple. It’s secrets they are after. All of your secrets. But why do they want your secrets? I dunno. It’s a mystery. You can bet they’re not up to anything good, though.
Pisces often tend to be entertainers of some kind- musicians, dancers, actors, poets, circus folk, or therapists. Anything that will allow them a chance to suck their audience into the imaginary world they create. It’s all a trap.
Dates
Feb 19- Mar 20
Ruling Planet
Jupiter & Neptune
Symbol
Fish! All of the fish.
Mythic Background
Think of any fish in any mythology or religion ever. Yep. That’s the one.
Modality
Mutable
Recognizable Traits
Intuitive dreamers, caring, sympathetic natures, if not a bit flighty.
Element
Water
Strengths
Compassionate, creative, imaginative, and Idealistic.
Colors
Purple & White
Weaknesses
Sensitive, unreliable, not rooted in
House
Twelfth
Mantra
I Believe
Aquarius
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
A mysterious disease crops up around noon today. Was it the fish? Or is it stage 12 necrosis? WebMD to the rescue?
Leo (Jun 23 – Aug 22)
Today’s a great day to fight someone. Who knows? They might just have it coming.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Lying is an important part of being an adult. Today, lie your tuckus off. It just may save you from something terrible.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
So you want to save the world? That’s nice. Check into the insurance that would require first.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
They’re all going to laugh at you whether you intend them to or not.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Stop wandering through life or you’ll get lost and miss supper. At least get a GPS.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You can’t help it if people can’t live up to your high standards. That’s their problem, not yours.
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Someone needs to talk to you. Be wary because it’s life or death and there’s a 50/50 chance you could die from this interaction.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You’re not safe. Not here, not now. Watch for the daffodils. They know.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You are being deceived by your friend. That glint in their eye? Betrayal.
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Your friends are starting shit. What are you gonna do about it?
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
It’s all about traditions! If they can’t respect that, then they are no use to you or your grand schemes.
* I wish it went without saying that this is a work of fiction. Please do not take it seriously.