Humans have had millennia to really think about these signs and the different correlations to them. There’s so much that even the ones I am presenting aren’t even close to everything involved with the sign in question. There’s so much more like what body parts, what tarot card, flowers, crystals, you get the idea. Use this as a jumping off point and do your own research. I am sure there’s a specific pizza associated with each of these signs too. So here we go. The eleventh zodiac sign is Aquarius.
Aquarius is arguably the most popular of the zodiac signs. Its’ also one of the oldest in human reckoning. The Babylonians identified the constellation of Aquarius as Ea, a water god who loved carting around giant jugs of water. You know, in case he got thirsty. By the time the Greeks made it onto the scene, the god Ea was transformed into Ganymede- literally the cupbearer to Zeus and his cronies on Mt. Olympus.
Aquarians are supposed to save the world. From what, even they aren’t sure. Still, it’s that pressing need to save something that drives most people under this sign to becoming social justice warriors. They will bounce from topic to topic hoping to find something that will actually work to fill that need to save, well, anything.
Besides being active crusaders, these people love puzzles and riddles. The Labyrinth on Crete? Totally an Aquarian architect. The Sphinx? Based off a really annoying Aquarian and his cat. The vile creature that created Soduko? Totally Aquarian.
One last word about dealing with this sign- they always want more cups, mugs, water bottles, etc. They LOVE them and can’t get enough. If you need to appease them, get one of these things. They will forget they were even mad in the first place. But remember- the container must be empty. They can fill their own cups.
Dates
Jan 21-Feb 18
Ruling Planet
Saturn & Uranus
Symbol
Water Bearer
Mythic Background
Babylonian water god Ea to Ganymede, the Greek cupbearer to Zeus.
Modality
Fixed
Recognizable Traits
Social, intelligent, energetic, often seen as odd or wacky. They are ahead of their time.
Element
Air
Strengths
Clever and innovative, rational and a good judge of character
Colors
Silver & Blue
Weaknesses
Overthinker, cold, and unfeeling. They can get stuck in their head.
House
Seventh
Mantra
I Know
Aquarius
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You can only keep the crown if you keep the others supporting the crown happy. You will either gain respect or you’ll lose your head.
Leo (Jun 23 – Aug 22)
No one understands what you’re trying to say. Use a different form of communication like pantomime.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Luck is on your side today. Make sure you use it to your advantage! Hit up the casino! Bet on that horse! You only have your livelihood to lose.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You’re gonna erupt like a volcano. Woe to those who cannot get out of your path of destruction.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You are desperate to express yourself. It’s time to pursue the arts like they owe you money.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You need fiber. Like badly. Get on that.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Time to discover your roots and if baldness runs in your family. Check out genealogy.com
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You are dead last in this race you’ve started. It’s okay. Keep going and soon all of the traps you’ve laid will be set off by the other fools.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Communication is vital today. Good thing you’re you! Chat it up and find out where it takes you.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Let the good times roll and keep rolling! Why do they have to end?
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You need to deal with the practical side of your wildest fantasy. That under the sea mermaid brothel isn’t going to do its own taxes.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
People are going to bug you for advice today. It’s up to you if you want to give it or not. Though they may egg your house if you don’t.
* I wish it went without saying that this is a work of fiction. Please do not take it seriously.