The Glass Slipper

One of my favorite Cinderella movies was The Glass Slipper from 1955 staring Leslie, Caron, Michael Wilding, Keenan Wynn, Estelle Winwood, and Else Lanchester (with Walter Pigeon as the Narrator).

In this version, Ella is the way we would perceive a traumatized young woman who had grown up, as they say in the movie, “rejected”. She does not accept her lot in life with a sigh and a smile. Instead, she is constantly triggered by the feeling of being bullied and made-fun-of. She reacts with childish acts of destruction. She even pushes the prince into a pond at one point when he was staring at her. This version even touches (not very well) on the concepts of depression and thoughts of suicide. When asked about her short hair (which was Leslie Caron’s signature look), Ella states that she was angry enough to wish she was dead, but cut off her hair instead. This really should have been something other people should react to, but since this movie is made in the 1950s, other characters do not pry.

But she is also someone who dreams and responds to love the way a mentally abused person might. She boasts that a fortune teller told her mother that she would live in the palace of the duke one day and has imaginings of rather sparse royal room where she is a bored noble. While everyone else teases her, Prince Charles says “It’s nice to have something to hope for”. While her stepmother and beautiful, but cold stepsisters continue to keep her in a strange limbo between family member and servant, she befriends the eccentric Mrs. Toquet. The first person Ella says I love you in the movie to is Mrs. Toquet which is so much nicer than the story just being about her love for a prince that will “save her”. Ella was a person not expecting to love anyone in her life and Mrs. Toquet tells her that if you learn to love one person you can learn to love others. What Ella really needs is therapy, but having people who care about her actually listen is the closest you can get in the 18th century.

Mrs. Toquet is a fantastic “fairy godmother”. She was a former wealthy widow who lived on the grand hill, but “took to reading books and went from bad to worse”. She loves words that are fun to say (a trait I picked up as child because I realized she was right - some words are just fun to say! Say “Quetzalcoatl!") and likes to borrow items from the townspeople. She collects odds and ends for unknown purposes then returns them promptly. Although she is never shown doing magic, it is hinted then stated that she is indeed a fairy in disguise. Still, she adds a much needed liberated women’s element to the story, someone who encourages Ella that she doesn’t need to change who she is as a person, just learn to accept good things when they happen. This screenplay was written by Helen Deutch who also adapted National Velvet and The Unsinkable Molly Brown which leads me to think she was probably more feminist than her time period would give her credit for.

When Ella has to practice walking in the titular glass slippers and comments on how strange they feel, Mrs. Toquet says that all woman must endure fashion discomforts because it fascinates men because they secretly know they couldn’t handle it. I have some issues with this explanation, but it still makes for a nice semi-pro-women joke in the 1950s (take what we can get I guess).

In this, Prince Charles is the son of the Duke who has just come home with his best friend Kovin and is expected to settle down. However, he is automatically smitten with Ella, an attraction Kovin warns him against because Charles has weakness for women he wants to save. This is just a strange character element to throw in. It makes the prince so much more than someone who falls in love with beauty, but he’s still flawed. He does get to know Ella and falls in love with her (not just her sad eyes and clear need for a therapist), but tell her he’s the son of the cook in the palace of the dook (uh - duke).

The only part of these that doesn’t always appeal to all fairy tale or even old film aficionados are the lengthy ballet fantasy sequences to show off Leslie Caron’s dancing skills. Look, I love ballet, but even I get up and get a snack during these parts. The one where she imagines being the wife of a cook is especially lengthy and I don’t think I’ve sat through in entirely since I was seven.

One last thought is how the Ella character gets to “grow up” in this one. She goes from throwing tantrums to attempting to stay calm and polite to people who care about her.

Murder by Death: JUST BECAUSE!

This is written by Neil Simon NOT Truman Capote, but I love it and I’m writing about it because it’s my blog. Also, understand this is no where near as fantastic as Clue, but still fun.

Murder by Death is a parody of the popular detective genre of the 1920s. Six sleuths who each make-fun of a popular character are invited to a dinner and death at the house of Lionel Twain (played by Truman Capote). The cast is huge and the jokes are silly. Peter Sellers plays Sidney Wang, a version of Charlie Chan. Peter Falk practices his later Columbo character as Sam Diamond, not Spade. Nick and Nora Charles become Dick and Dora Charleston played by David Niven and Maggie Smith respectively. Milo Perrier takes Hercule Poirot’s place and portrayed by James Coco. Lastly, Ms. Marple . . . I mean, Jessica Marbles is acted out by one of my favorites, Elsa Lanchester. Eileen Brennan, Estelle Winwood, James Cromwell, and Richard Narita play the detectives’ various companions. The cast is rounded out by Alec Guinness and Nancy Walker as Twain’s unusual servants.

Twain promises a substantial sum to the detective who solves the evening’s murder first. I don’t want to give away the mystery or many of the jokes. Here are a few specifics I want to gush about.

  1. Diamond’s “doll” creates a dossier on Twain before they arrive. He asks her where she got the information and she said, “I called him up and asked him.”

  2. Wang (who is played by a white guy which I think was meant to be a joke at all the white guys who played Charlie Chan . . . But I really wish there had been more jokes about him not actually being Chinese) has an adopted son who he makes do everything including standing in the way of danger.

  3. The Charlestons have a dog named Myron and Dora is always carrying a martini glass, even when she’s in a car.

  4. Perrier has a chauffeur that appears to be his boyfriend, but he treats him terribly. Every time something happens to the chauffeur, Perrier says to ignore him. “He just wants attention.” There is also a running gag about Perrier’s relationship to food. For example, he spits out wine and the others think it was poisoned. “Bad year,” he explains.

  5. Mrs. Marbles pushes around her nurse in a wheelchair and has a long standing friendship with Diamond. It’s funny to think of a world where the very English small town Miss Marple hung out with the quick tempered, fowl mouth Spade.

  6. All of the detectives try to out-detect each other.

  7. The screaming doorbell was a soundbite of Fay Wray.

  8. Twain’s insistence that Wang use proper articles and pronouns. “It. IT is confusing!”

  9. Twain’s monologue about mystery books: “You've tricked and fooled your readers for years. You've tortured us all with surprise endings that made no sense. You've introduced characters in the last five pages that were never in the book before. You've withheld clues and information that made it impossible for us to guess who did it. But now, the tables are turned. Millions of angry mystery readers are now getting their revenge. When the world learns I've outsmarted you, they'll be selling your $1.95 books for twelve cents.You've tricked and fooled your readers for years. You've tortured us all with surprise endings that made no sense. You've introduced characters in the last five pages that were never in the book before. You've withheld clues and information that made it impossible for us to guess who did it. But now, the tables are turned. Millions of angry mystery readers are now getting their revenge. When the world learns I've outsmarted you, they'll be selling your $1.95 books for twelve cents.”